Lucky Mikey (and Izzy too, but she doesn't care as much about food)

HA HA!!! I woke up around 8:30 this morning, and my mom was still sleeping so I thought, "What the heck, I'll feed em." So I fed the kittehs breakfast and went back to wake my mom up. I told her I fed the kittehs, and she's like, "Oh, no! They already ate!" She was still tired, so to me it sounded like she said it with a question mark at the end. I said, "What? It's already 8:30!" We usually feed them at 7:00. My mom then said, "No, no, they already ate at 7:00! I got up, fed them, and went back to bed." It was crazy. No wonder Mikey gave me his rare "smile" and Izzy didn't come very quickly.

Feed Meh!

Ha, ha. Mikey sure loves food! It's a stormy day today, so of course it's dark and stuff. I came home from some errands about 3:00 in the afternoon or so. I usually feed them dinner around 5:00. As soon as I went to the kitchen to get a granola bar, Mikey came running to me, I guess he thought it was time to eat! Then when he realized I wouldn't give him any food, he wrapped his front paws around my ankle and bit me! I told him, "Ow, Mikey! Can't you just wait another hour and 45 minutes?" He then gave me a look as if he was saying, "Well? What the heck am I gonna do about it? I'm gonna break into your clock and change it to 5:00!" It's so hilarious how us humans always try to make up what we think our pets are saying.