Thank You Google!

I just wanted to thank all the great people behind Google.  Google's blogging website, Blogger, is what powers The Kitteh Newz.  I really enjoy their mail system, Gmail.  Google Apps allowed me to get "@kittehnewz.com" at the end of my email address, and some other secret stuff that I'll announce later.  

Oh, and did I forget to mention that tomorrow is Catmas Eve?   M&I's Grameow has showed me the Catmas Tree over Skype (I'm with their Grandpaw right now), and under it are lots of presents!  I do love my Skype.  Skype is epic.  Epicly epic.  Even though Epicly isn't a word.  EPICLY EPIC JUST SOUNDS SO...  EPICLY EPIC!

Bye!

--Meowma

Oh No! Meowma And Grameow Are Sick!

Hi, it's me, Izzy. Meowma and Grameow are sick! :-(

On Monday, Grameow got a fever. She was not feeling well at all. Grameow and Meowma went to the human vet, and I think they said what she probably had was called H1N1. I think it's also called Swine Flu or something like that. Then, on Thursday morning at around 3 a.m., Meowma got a fever too. Later that morning they went to the human vet again, and it seemed like Meowma probably had the same thing. Now they have to stay home, eat popsicles, drink lots and lots of water and juice, take lots of naps/rests, etc. Since they're sick, they're kinda on our schedule now - nap throughout the day, only leave the house to go to the doctor... Mikey and I have been trying to comfort them, and they said we are doing a good job.

Human Cat Talkers

I just thought I would talk to you about something funny I keep realizing but never posted about it.  If you have pets, have you ever realized how you're often saying stuff like, "Oh, look at Max. He's like 'what the heck, I don' care 'bout you, freakeh peeps'" and all that stuff.  What I mean is, you're sorta trying to make it look like you know what they're trying to tell you.  For example, this is a little thingy my mom and I were doing yesterday (I was Mikey and Izzy and she was herself [Grameow]) :

Mikey:  Hey Grameow, whatcha doin?

Grameow:  Uh, just washing the dishes, nothing much.

Mikey:  Cool.  Hey, have you seen dat wittlle brown tigur ting?

Grameow:  You're talking about your sister.  No, I havent s-

Mikey:  OHMAHGAWSH DER SHE IS!!!!  TEH BROWN TIGUR TINGY!!!!

Grameow:  Calm down Mikey, it's just your sister.

Mikey:  OHMAHGAWSHO IT IZ???????!!!! AI DON' BEELEEVE IT!  IT IZ!!!!!!!!

Izzy:  Oh, Mikey!  That hurts my ears badly!  I think my eardrums are gonna fall out!

Mikey:  I'll get you for calling me a fatso yesterday!

Grameow:  Hey, Izzy, Mikey?  Calm down!

(Dramatic pause [I mean paws, sorry] ...)

Izzy:  HEY GRAMEOW!  WHAT ARE YOU GETTING US FOR OUR BIRTHDAY?

Grameow:  Why do you need to know?  Don't you like surprises?

Izzy:  WELL YA, BUT MIKEY SAID HE'LL ONLY STOP ATTACKING ME IF HE HEARS WHAT WE'RE GETTING ON JULY 22ND, THAT SPESHUL DAY!!!

Grameow:  I don't think so.  You're going to have to have a talk with Meowma.

Izzy:  Come ON!  He'z not gonna stop attacking me unless I tell him!

Grameow:  No, you're going to have to talk with Meowma about that.

Mikey:  She's so lyin about what I said!  I did not ask for the gift name!  And besides, she's the one attacking me!

Grameow:  Settle down, you guys!

Mikey:  ...

Izzy: ...

Grameow: ...

Mikey and Izzy (at the same time) : Hmph.

See how simple or complicated the Human Cat-Talking sessions can be?

Oh My Gosh... Wow, Mikey

Man, Mikey is a silly little Kitteh full of surprises!  You know how I told you about him putting his paws up on the ledge of the bathtub?  Well, he did that again last time I got in the bath.  But this time (drum roll please) ...
YES, HE ACTUALLY WENT IN THE TUB.  I was like so LOL'd.  He got up on the ledge, his whole body this time, and I'm not sure if he fell in, or jumped, or half of each... but he went in the tub this time.  It was almost like he bounced on the water and hopped out.  As I was wrapping him in a towel he had this horrified/super-scared look on his face.  We (meaning Izzy, Mikey, me, and my mom) were all like "Oh... my, gosh?!"  Super silly Kittehs!