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10 October, 2009

And the winners are...

DRRRRRRRUM ROLL PLEASE!! *patpatpatpatpat* LOUDER!!! *boombangbongboom* AAAHH THAT'S TOO LOUD!!!!! OK, OK, yeah. Congratulations to the three winners of my Story Contest! Yay!! *dancedancedance* Hoorah!! *lalalala* WOOHOO!! *squeal*

With her 1st place Strange entry, Fairiegirlq explains her cat Squeak's interesting friend:



OK so a couple years ago my cat Squeak seemed to have a deer friend, that's right two E's not e a. they had this little game hmmm let me think I cant really remember but I think it involved them running after each other and sort of "tagging" each other and sometimes his friend would come near the deck and sometimes the might go over the fence or something I'm not sure anyway it was pretty cool and funny and weird.



And Polkadotgirlie, with her 1st place Funny entry, explains how she'd never expected her new dog, Sadie to be so big:




We are in Colorado now, and we are going to pick up our new dog, Sadie!
She is a labradoodle and we are pretty sure she will be apricot colored and curly.
When we got to the live cargo building, ( I am not sure if it is called that!) there
were 3 dogs there. There were 2 curly apricot ones, one big, one little, and this
one black tiny dog that was barking. The black one and the little apricot one
were up at the front of their kennel, jumping and barking their tiny barks. The
big apricot one, however, was curled up at the back of the kennel and was looking
at us. We thought sadie was the tiny apricot one, because we had seen pictures of her,
and she was pretty small. The black one got handed out, and we were waiting to take
home the tiny apricot one, and then she got handed out to another person! When we
got to the Big apricot one, they called out our name! I never thought she would be that big!


And last but not least, Cida Justen explains in her 1st place Amazing entry how her dog Lindinha understood that a kitten needed help:



My Dear Dog Lindinha
By Cida Justen

It is amazing , a little dog that behaves like a wise, mature person, at least sometimes. Just like many other little dogs, Lindinha has been spoiled by all the love and attention that we have been giving her since she first came to our family 8 years ago. Even though she is less than a foot tall and weighs around 7 pounds, she thinks she is the owner of the house, and that you are there to serve her. The most outstanding thing in her personality is her craziness for food, which makes her a truly professional beggar. We always knew that she could understand what was happening around her to a certain level, but we never thought she was able to behave according to it.
Making a long story short, this is what happened. One morning, just like any other morning, my mother took Lindinha to a walk up the hill. On their way back home, my mother found this little, hungry and apparently sick kitten which she decided to take home for a few days. Well, when the three of them, the cat, Lindinha and my mother got home, my mother was sure that it was going to be a problem to try to feed the kitten because of Lindinha’s craziness for food. So, she looked at Lindinha and explained to her that the kitten was going to stay at the house for couple days until it got better and until she could find a nice person to take care of him. Them, she put on the porch of the house some dry food, water, and milk, which Lindinha never looked at even after the kitten was gone. Isn’t it amazing? She basically understood that the kitten needed help.

30 September, 2009

Story Contest!

Good evening! Remember that fun Funny Picture contest I held in June? Well, now it's time for another one. Not a funny picture contest, but a - yup, you guessed it - Story Contest. Email me, kittehnewz@gmail.com, a pet story you have. It can be funny, amazing, or strange... I will have a winner in each "Kittehgory". (That means category.)

It starts on: October 3rd, 2009, at 11:30 EST.
It ends
on: October 10th, 2009, 23:59 EST.
Rules:

1. Do not submit a story you saw in the news. If you don't have any good ones, you may enter a story of your friend's pet if they say it's O.K. You also may enter a story of an animal at the zoo or in the wild.

2. Tell me which Kittehgory you're submitting your story to. I might be able to figure it out, but I might not so please tell me which.

3. I was wondering when you were going to ask that! Yes, you may submit a funny, amazing and strange story. But submit it under the Kittehgory it would most fit in, e.g. if you had a funny story with a bit of strangeness in it, submit it into Funny.

I hope that covers it all! Good luck!

Oh, wait, that doesn't cover it all. If you don't want your story displayed, let me know and I'll be sure to keep that private - but if you don't want anyone seeing it, don't submit it at all. =) OMG my back is so itchy from being outside, planting that milkweed and porter weed.. O.K., let's get back to the point. Please send in your Google user name with your story. If you don't have a Google account, send in whatever you wanna be called. Alright, that should list everything!

06 May, 2009

Mikey the violinist

Alright, who's ready for something plain-old, downright cute?  Here it is:



I don't even have to explain how cute that is.♡☀.  Is it super cute? ✓✔☑!

Oh My Gosh... Wow, Mikey

Man, Mikey is a silly little Kitteh full of surprises!  You know how I told you about him putting his paws up on the ledge of the bathtub?  Well, he did that again last time I got in the bath.  But this time (drum roll please) ...
YES, HE ACTUALLY WENT IN THE TUB.  I was like so LOL'd.  He got up on the ledge, his whole body this time, and I'm not sure if he fell in, or jumped, or half of each... but he went in the tub this time.  It was almost like he bounced on the water and hopped out.  As I was wrapping him in a towel he had this horrified/super-scared look on his face.  We (meaning Izzy, Mikey, me, and my mom) were all like "Oh... my, gosh?!"  Super silly Kittehs!

05 May, 2009

The "Cat Bat"

Hello again my readers!  Can you believe it's already the 5th of May?


Anyways, today I would like to tell you about the "cat-bat".  The cat bat is something hilarious Izzy does, where she curves her paw and shoots it in the air and slowly pulls it back and...  Well, why don't I just show you a picture to explain it?





And then she super quickly scoops her paw down and bats whatever with the tip of her paw and extremely quickly then pulls her paw back up.  It's soooo cute.


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