Meowma's New Email!

Hi there readers.  I is so excited to tells you that you can now has a new email address to email!!!!  Not that that are really exciting, but you know how getting a new email is.  Especially one that has your website on the end, like Meowma's new email!  Her new email address is meowma@kittehnewz.com .

She say she want everybody to emails her at that one now.

Love, Mikey

"I want a nickname for my furry, whiskered, adorable Kitteh!"

O'hai!  Who wantz a nickname 4 the Kittehz in their home?  Meowma has made a kewl quiz 2 see which nickname is right 4 ur lil furry babiez.  Here it iz.  Hover over teh deskripshon 2 c da kwesjun.

Quizzes by Quibblo.com

Our Fans' Favorite Meow-o-ween Costumes!

O'hai, o'hai!

We have seen lots of you headed off to the polls... for Election Day... and Meow-o-ween, too.  You may have noticed the 'What's your fave Kitteh costume' polls on the side of your favorite Newz website.  (That's newz, not news.  Don't get 'em confused.)  We do hope you had time to go to the Vote For Your Favorite Kitteh Halloween Costume post and vote on your favorite costume via polls.

Anyway, here are the winners!!!

For Izzy's costume, we are tied between Witch and Ghost Collar!!

For Mikey's costume, our winner is Witch!!

And for the all-time favorite costume... we are tied between Mikey's Witch, Mikey's Little Red Napping Hood, and Izzy's Witch!

Soon we will put up a poll to choose the favorite between our winners.  These were only the beginning...

Happy voting.

--Mikey, Izzy, and Meowma

Colonial Kittehs!

Hi,

Here I am in Colonial Williamsburg, Virginia.  We have seen lots of stray cats here!  I believe three to be exact.  I call them... Colonial Kittehs!!   I miss you sooo much, Izzy and Mikey!  I wonder how successful Holly and Hannah's humans have been on Izster's flea medication... Thx 4 taking care of 'em, H&H's Meowma and Pawpa!

Oh No! Meowma And Grameow Are Sick!

Hi, it's me, Izzy. Meowma and Grameow are sick! :-(

On Monday, Grameow got a fever. She was not feeling well at all. Grameow and Meowma went to the human vet, and I think they said what she probably had was called H1N1. I think it's also called Swine Flu or something like that. Then, on Thursday morning at around 3 a.m., Meowma got a fever too. Later that morning they went to the human vet again, and it seemed like Meowma probably had the same thing. Now they have to stay home, eat popsicles, drink lots and lots of water and juice, take lots of naps/rests, etc. Since they're sick, they're kinda on our schedule now - nap throughout the day, only leave the house to go to the doctor... Mikey and I have been trying to comfort them, and they said we are doing a good job.

Human Cat Talkers

I just thought I would talk to you about something funny I keep realizing but never posted about it.  If you have pets, have you ever realized how you're often saying stuff like, "Oh, look at Max. He's like 'what the heck, I don' care 'bout you, freakeh peeps'" and all that stuff.  What I mean is, you're sorta trying to make it look like you know what they're trying to tell you.  For example, this is a little thingy my mom and I were doing yesterday (I was Mikey and Izzy and she was herself [Grameow]) :

Mikey:  Hey Grameow, whatcha doin?

Grameow:  Uh, just washing the dishes, nothing much.

Mikey:  Cool.  Hey, have you seen dat wittlle brown tigur ting?

Grameow:  You're talking about your sister.  No, I havent s-

Mikey:  OHMAHGAWSH DER SHE IS!!!!  TEH BROWN TIGUR TINGY!!!!

Grameow:  Calm down Mikey, it's just your sister.

Mikey:  OHMAHGAWSHO IT IZ???????!!!! AI DON' BEELEEVE IT!  IT IZ!!!!!!!!

Izzy:  Oh, Mikey!  That hurts my ears badly!  I think my eardrums are gonna fall out!

Mikey:  I'll get you for calling me a fatso yesterday!

Grameow:  Hey, Izzy, Mikey?  Calm down!

(Dramatic pause [I mean paws, sorry] ...)

Izzy:  HEY GRAMEOW!  WHAT ARE YOU GETTING US FOR OUR BIRTHDAY?

Grameow:  Why do you need to know?  Don't you like surprises?

Izzy:  WELL YA, BUT MIKEY SAID HE'LL ONLY STOP ATTACKING ME IF HE HEARS WHAT WE'RE GETTING ON JULY 22ND, THAT SPESHUL DAY!!!

Grameow:  I don't think so.  You're going to have to have a talk with Meowma.

Izzy:  Come ON!  He'z not gonna stop attacking me unless I tell him!

Grameow:  No, you're going to have to talk with Meowma about that.

Mikey:  She's so lyin about what I said!  I did not ask for the gift name!  And besides, she's the one attacking me!

Grameow:  Settle down, you guys!

Mikey:  ...

Izzy: ...

Grameow: ...

Mikey and Izzy (at the same time) : Hmph.

See how simple or complicated the Human Cat-Talking sessions can be?

Oh My Gosh... Wow, Mikey

Man, Mikey is a silly little Kitteh full of surprises!  You know how I told you about him putting his paws up on the ledge of the bathtub?  Well, he did that again last time I got in the bath.  But this time (drum roll please) ...
YES, HE ACTUALLY WENT IN THE TUB.  I was like so LOL'd.  He got up on the ledge, his whole body this time, and I'm not sure if he fell in, or jumped, or half of each... but he went in the tub this time.  It was almost like he bounced on the water and hopped out.  As I was wrapping him in a towel he had this horrified/super-scared look on his face.  We (meaning Izzy, Mikey, me, and my mom) were all like "Oh... my, gosh?!"  Super silly Kittehs!

Kittehs are such great companions

Cats are wonderful animals, wouldn't you agree? They really make great friends, and not to mention therapists. For example, a few minutes ago, Izzy mewed really loud in the other room, and peeked out from behind the wall and had this worried look on her face, like "where's meowma?" ("meowma" is what I call myself in the kitty world.) Then, she came around the corner to find me sitting on the couch, and did her happy meow, which to me sounds a little bit like "merrrrr-mowwwww-ahhhh?" Then she jumped up on to the couch and started purring and rubbing against me. They really are amazingly sweet, aren't they?