Mikey: Hey Grameow, whatcha doin?
Grameow: Uh, just washing the dishes, nothing much.
Mikey: Cool. Hey, have you seen dat wittlle brown tigur ting?
Grameow: You're talking about your sister. No, I havent s-
Mikey: OHMAHGAWSH DER SHE IS!!!! TEH BROWN TIGUR TINGY!!!!
Grameow: Calm down Mikey, it's just your sister.
Mikey: OHMAHGAWSHO IT IZ???????!!!! AI DON' BEELEEVE IT! IT IZ!!!!!!!!
Izzy: Oh, Mikey! That hurts my ears badly! I think my eardrums are gonna fall out!
Mikey: I'll get you for calling me a fatso yesterday!
Grameow: Hey, Izzy, Mikey? Calm down!
(Dramatic pause [I mean paws, sorry] ...)
Izzy: HEY GRAMEOW! WHAT ARE YOU GETTING US FOR OUR BIRTHDAY?
Grameow: Why do you need to know? Don't you like surprises?
Izzy: WELL YA, BUT MIKEY SAID HE'LL ONLY STOP ATTACKING ME IF HE HEARS WHAT WE'RE GETTING ON JULY 22ND, THAT SPESHUL DAY!!!
Grameow: I don't think so. You're going to have to have a talk with Meowma.
Izzy: Come ON! He'z not gonna stop attacking me unless I tell him!
Grameow: No, you're going to have to talk with Meowma about that.
Mikey: She's so lyin about what I said! I did not ask for the gift name! And besides, she's the one attacking me!
Grameow: Settle down, you guys!
Mikey and Izzy (at the same time) : Hmph.
See how simple or complicated the Human Cat-Talking sessions can be?
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