Mikey and Izzy Get BATHS!!!!!!!

Hi!

OK, so you're probably wondering, "What the heck are these Kittehs doin, gettin baffs?"  Yeah.  I wondered the same thing when I was washing Mikey.  And Izzy.  So, um, yeah.

For Mikey's Bath:

1.  Get a washcloth

2. Wet the washcloth

3. Find Mikey on the counter he's not allowed on

4. Ignore the counter problem and wet Mikey down with the washcloth

5. Follow Mikey to my office room
6. Wet Mikey more
7. Pick Mikey up and bring him to the bathroom
8. Close the bathroom door
9. Wet the washcloth more, stroke Mikey with it
10. Get another washcloth
11. Dry Mikey with the washcloth
12. Try to open the door with out Mikey running out
13. Walk Run past Izzy to the entertainment center
14. Get the flea comb out of the cabinet
15. Go back to the bathroom
16.  Brush Mikey
17.  Open door
18.  Watch Mikey run out of the room

Izzy's was pretty similar.  Except it started with me chasing her around the house.  She was playing the Table Game with me: goes under the dining room table where I can't get to her, runs to the library room table and goes under, and continued that until she ran into the guest room and got on the headboard.  Then I picked her up and brought her to the bathroom.

LOL.

-Meowma

Happy Mew Year!

Happy MEW year to all of you! 

Sorry I haven't posted in, like, forever!  First came Catmas.  Then a party.  Then New Mew Year's Eve - and the family.  My grandparents, aunt, uncle, and two cousins came.  I was SHOCKED when Izzy let my 3 1/2-year-old cousin pet her.  My 10-month-old cousin ADORED Mikey, and would follow him from room to room.  However, Mikey kept safe.  He can run faster than my cousin can crawl.  If my cousin was crying, I would go find Mikey.  When I would hold Mikey in my arms and bring him up to my cousin, the crying would instantly turn into smiles and giggles, as Mikey tried to squirm away from the little hands pulling at his fur and smushing his ears.

Happy Mew Year.  Hope your holiday season went well, and have a wonderful 2010!

Love,
Meowma

Things Mikey got for Catmas

1.  A letter, from Meowma
2.  Homemade pipe cleaner toys, from Meowma
3.  A gift card to Petsmart, from Great Grandpaw and Great Grameow
4.  A black collar with with silvery moons and stars on it, from Meowma

Things Izzy got for Catmas

1.  A letter, from Meowma
2.  Homemade pipe cleaner toys
3.  A gift card to Petsmart, from Great Grandpaw and Great Grameow
4.  A pink collar with silver flowers on it, from Meowma

What Izzy and Mikey got for Catmas, to share

1.  Two crinkle catnip toys, from: Meowma

2.  A remote-controlled mouse toy, from: Holly and Hannah (friends of M&I)
3.  Picnic Crunch Party Mix, from: Holly and Hannah
4.  Original Crunch Party Mix, from: Holly and Hannah
5.  Pull-string mouse toy, from:  Opie (friend of M&I)
6.  Bell balls, from: Opie
7.  Bell balls, from: Meowma
8.  Play box, from: Meowma + Grameow
9.  Mixed Grill Crunch Party Mix, from: Meowma
10.  BOLT laser toy

MERRY CATMAS!!!!!!!!!!

Merry Christmas/Catmas/Dogmas, etc.!  What did you/your pets get?  I got a couple I Can Has Cheezburger buttons, I Can Has Cheezburger's Magic Cheezburger, a cat calender, cat beads, LOLspeak t-shirts, violin t-shirts (I play the violin), a new violin, sketching pencils, a jewelery stand, an iPod Touch, a few programming/Photoshop books... well, a lot of loot.  We'll let Mikey and Izzy tell you what they got in a later post.  Oh, and here's a Daily Caught the Moment, above.  That's a picture of Mikey squeezing Izzy.  This is a Caught the Moment because you can see Mikey kicking Izzy, and stuff like that.

Daily Caught the Moment

Hi there photo-lovers!  I'm going to do something awesome.  Every day (or at least I'll try to do it every day lol), I will post a "Caught the Moment" photograph of Mikey and/or Izzy.  A "Caught the Moment" pic is a photo that captured a funny, amazing, etc. moment.  Like... I have one of Mikey licking his nose, lol.  So... why don't I start today?

Here we have Mikey batting the camera lens.  This one is so cool because it's not just a whole big white blur, like some of my other Mikey paw pictures are.  You can actually see Mikey's paw pads, plus his face up in the corner.

Thank You Google!

I just wanted to thank all the great people behind Google.  Google's blogging website, Blogger, is what powers The Kitteh Newz.  I really enjoy their mail system, Gmail.  Google Apps allowed me to get "@kittehnewz.com" at the end of my email address, and some other secret stuff that I'll announce later.  

Oh, and did I forget to mention that tomorrow is Catmas Eve?   M&I's Grameow has showed me the Catmas Tree over Skype (I'm with their Grandpaw right now), and under it are lots of presents!  I do love my Skype.  Skype is epic.  Epicly epic.  Even though Epicly isn't a word.  EPICLY EPIC JUST SOUNDS SO...  EPICLY EPIC!

Bye!

--Meowma

Oh Dude IT'S IZZY!!!!

Hurry on with your business.  But wait!  Don't go quite yet!  You are about to encounter a once-in-a-lifetime experience.  YOU ARE ABOUT TO ENCOUNTER A KITTEH PHOTOGRAPH THAT IS SO CUTE THAT UR HEAD MAY EXPLODE WITH JOY.  DON'T WORRY, I'LL GET UR HEAD BACK.  BUT HERE'S TEH KYOOT KITTEH FOTOGRAFF.  O AKSHULLY, IZ MOR LIK KYOOT KITTEH FOTOGRAFF WIFF KYOOT DRAWEENGS DRAWED AWN IT.

THAT BLANK SPOT FROM THE PICTURE TO HERE CONTAINS TEXT!  YOU MUST DECODE THIS:

!ERA SDROW EHT EREHW THGILIH

I'll give you a clue:  .sdrawkcaB

Fun Pictures + Catmas Facts!

Mikey and Izzy currently have the most presents under the Christmas tree.

Mikey likes stealing gifts from under the tree.

Only 11 days till Santa Paws comes down the chimney! (we don't have a chimney... so... uh, through the wall? I am puzzled)

We're getting a new couch!  Woohoo!

We have a squirt bottle sitting under the tree for any kitties trying to get on the naughty list. (chewing branchings, batting ornaments, etc.)

There are ten gifts under our tree: one for M&I's Grameow, seven for Mikey and Izzy, one for just Izzy, and one for just Mikey.

There are four stockings on the wall: mine, Grameow's, Mikey's, and Izzy's.

The tree lights are turned on as I write this.  (OK, maybe that's not very fascinating.) 

I have made many Catmas-colored toys for my fuzzy babies -  I made a red and green candy cane-shaped pipe cleaner toy that Izzy adores.

Mikey just fell off the kitty condo -- don't worry, he landed on his paws.  (But it was a high fall: from the third level! [I guess this isn't very Catmas-y, but whatever)

Maybe I should start telling you about these photos.

On top is Izzy looking out the window.

Next is Mikey asking for belly rubs.

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The third one:  Mikey's got his dangle toy.

Fourth, Mikeymikes is sitting on his food mat.

In the fifth picture there, Mikey is trying to convince us how tasty fur-cookies might be.  (We baked cookies, and Mikey wanted to see them too!)

Next, there's my Mikey baby, stealing some beads from my jewelry table.

And the most important of all: MERRY CATMAS, DOGMAS, FERRETMAS, OR WHATEVER YOU CELEBRATE!

Hey, in the comments section, tell me what you're celebrating! Catmas, Dogmas, Ferretmas, Birdmas, Fishmas, etc.! 

See you next time!

Love,

Meowma

Ohmehgosh TIE!!!

O'hai!


Sorry I haven't posted in a while!  I've been soooo busy with Christmas Catmas stuff.  Sending cards, writing letters, stuffing stockings, buying and wrapping gifts, etc.  This year Izzy and Mikey get their own stockings.  But ANYWAY...... 

Izzy's Witch	3 (50%)
Mikey's Little Red Napping Hood	3 (50%)

So... you see that.  Tie.  Again.  The Meow-o-ween (yes, I know it's Catmas now =P) battle for best costume still continue

The Battle Goes On

Well, here I am, Newzing in Switzerland...

So, the battle for the best Meow-o-ween costume still goes on.  Izzy's Witch and Mikey's Little Red Napping Hood are the ones left.

I will post a poll with those two.  If there is a tie again, I will re-post the poll as many times as I need to.

Good luck Mikey in your red, silly, crazy-cute little hat.
Good luck Izzy in your black, squee, magical outfit.

Dude... Wait, what?

O'hai fellow hoomins! (And kitehs, too, of course.  Doggehs and otherz also welcome.)  Ever heard the expression, "Dude... Wait, what?"  I've heard it was from a movie, but I don't know which.  Anyway, Mikey made the "dude wait what face."  Here it is.  Drum roll please.


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Meowma's New Email!

Hi there readers.  I is so excited to tells you that you can now has a new email address to email!!!!  Not that that are really exciting, but you know how getting a new email is.  Especially one that has your website on the end, like Meowma's new email!  Her new email address is meowma@kittehnewz.com .

She say she want everybody to emails her at that one now.

Love, Mikey

"I want a nickname for my furry, whiskered, adorable Kitteh!"

O'hai!  Who wantz a nickname 4 the Kittehz in their home?  Meowma has made a kewl quiz 2 see which nickname is right 4 ur lil furry babiez.  Here it iz.  Hover over teh deskripshon 2 c da kwesjun.

Quizzes by Quibblo.com

Our Fans' Favorite Meow-o-ween Costumes!

O'hai, o'hai!

We have seen lots of you headed off to the polls... for Election Day... and Meow-o-ween, too.  You may have noticed the 'What's your fave Kitteh costume' polls on the side of your favorite Newz website.  (That's newz, not news.  Don't get 'em confused.)  We do hope you had time to go to the Vote For Your Favorite Kitteh Halloween Costume post and vote on your favorite costume via polls.

Anyway, here are the winners!!!

For Izzy's costume, we are tied between Witch and Ghost Collar!!

For Mikey's costume, our winner is Witch!!

And for the all-time favorite costume... we are tied between Mikey's Witch, Mikey's Little Red Napping Hood, and Izzy's Witch!

Soon we will put up a poll to choose the favorite between our winners.  These were only the beginning...

Happy voting.

--Mikey, Izzy, and Meowma

HAPPY MEOW-O-WEEN!!!!!!!

Happeh Meow-o-ween to aaaallllll da kitehs in dah wurld!!!  Hay.. ges wut?  T00 daiz agoe, it wuz nashunul kittah dai!  (Dat's National Cat Day 2 dah hoominsz.)   YAY!

Ooh.. Sparkly..

Iz da sparkl teckst!  Goh 2 teh GlitterGraphicText.com 2 getz yor Gliddr Graffik Teckst!  Eeet ar beeh SHINEYZ!

Home again, home again, jiggity jog

O'hai!  We are back from Virginia!  Boy, did we have...

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But of course, it is good to be home.  Mikey and Izzy were happy to see us...  all of MIW were.  Woah!  Mikey just fell off the table!

With love,

Meowma

Colonial Kittehs!

Hi,

Here I am in Colonial Williamsburg, Virginia.  We have seen lots of stray cats here!  I believe three to be exact.  I call them... Colonial Kittehs!!   I miss you sooo much, Izzy and Mikey!  I wonder how successful Holly and Hannah's humans have been on Izster's flea medication... Thx 4 taking care of 'em, H&H's Meowma and Pawpa!